The Onley National Weather Station has just received a certified, bonified and refried message from Marshal who, with Mandy, has been wintering in the Bahamas. It reads:
Thanks to the ever alert Ladies of Wienie Leaks we were alerted to the dastardly deed that a certain ‘drag queen porcupine’ (also know as the Despicable Pungoteague Possum) has perpetrated on the fine, yet gullible, folks on our beloved Eastern Shore.
To set the record straight Your winter is over and Spring is beginning. In fact to prove we are correct just consult your present weather as of 3:28 PM which is at a loverly 68F and sunny.
One last minor detail. Could you pick Mandy and I up at the airport next week. They towed our car and we don’t want to waste any of the little RUM money we have getting it back. Besides, it smells like a moldy porcupine.
Thanks, Your Faithful Fellow Weather Prognosticators
Marshall & Mandy
Here we are disguised as dolphins Here we are disguised as Humans
And there you have it folks. Winter is over and Spring is popping out all over here on the Beautiful Eastern Shore. We hope the same is true where ever you live. Well, if you are in the Northern Hemisphere that is(Diane D. we hope you are not near the Cyclone area and are having a nice summer).