Not only do we have Card Fairies to contend with,
we also have the Glass Fairies, and their cousins, the Stuff Fairies. By far the Stuff Fairies are the worst. They come for the weekend, wreak havoc with the rest of the Fairies, and then leave all of their STUFF behind when they depart (if they depart. Sometimes they stay for weeks and weeks. Collecting more Stuff to leave behind).
I'm starting to worry about what might happen this Thursday.... Hearts Day.... (A One Day Romantic Adventure for all but the most incurable, terminal romantics that go through this trauma every day.)
We could be inundated with Fairies, and cards, and moving glasses, and stuff, all covered with Fairy Dust..... I wonder if i could hire that guy in the diaper with the bow and arrow for protections?????? For those of you who might be out there saying, "No problem, just lock the doors and windows" its not that easy. In fact we have found that it is easier to keep ants out of a sugar factory. There is just no way to keep Fairies out. Of course the Dish Fairies and House Cleaning Fairies would be more than welcome. If you see them, will you send them our way?????
More on this later. Have to go caulk some cracks and sweep up the Fairy Dust.