So, you thought that Santa ONLY had a sleigh with 8 tiny reindeer. Well, we have it on good authority that he's using a Jeep 4-wheel drive to help put this year. It's white — to blend in with the snow, of course — and instead of 4-footed power, it uses 6 strong horses under the hood, named cylinder 1, cylinder 2 and so on.
OK, some folks may doubt the veracity of this updated mode of transport for Santa's holiday gift giving. But, just take a look inside the Jeep and you will see gifts wrapped in colorful paper and packaged with ribbons. There's also a pink and purple bike for a very special little girl.
The (almost) truth is that Santa was running a bit behind on deliveries this busy holiday time with so many places to go in a mere 24 hours. Since he knows who's been "naughty or nice," we didn't dare fib when he asked if we could help out. We couldn't say no to the Big Guy (especially after he let us wear his hats) and were already planning a New England road trip. Wrapped and ready gifts were picked up from our PA stop for deliveries to grandkids and family members in RI and CT this week.
Wonder if we could submit a voucher for mileage, gas and tolls to the North Pole?
Do you think payment would be in cocoa,cookies, and candy canes?