I know we’ve talked about STUFF before but as we start downsizing and getting ready to ‘stage’ the house before putting the For Sale sign out, we are learning about the evolution of STUFF.
Some of you may remember that occasionally we have told about being invaded by ‘Card Fairies’. Now if that wasn’t dangerous enough, having to watch out for random greeting cards showing up, we just learned that Card Fairies are direct cousins to House Elves. And you thought only Harry Potter was plagued with them…. NO,,, NO,,,NO…., And since Card Fairies seldom remember to close doors or windows after themselves, the House elves have been sneaking in over the years. But they don’t show up alone,,,,,,, they bring their pets, Dust Bunnies. Those cute fluffy little critters that hide under your bed and behind heavy furniture. And of course they bring STUFF. BUT that isn’t the worst part,,,, they leave this stuff behind when they go. Yes, it’s all true…. Even their pets are left behind. You don’t think they got there by themselves do you?????
Now I know you are all horrified at this revelation, but there is more. These devious House Elves go around teaching math to your stuffed toy critters. Yes, before the House Elves showed up not one of our stuffed toy critters knew how to multiply, let alone be fruitful…. Now they are all over the place.
Poor Beatrice has been chasing them down since we got back. She has found them everywhere. On shelves, in baskets, lurking over doorways, literally everywhere.
WARNING!!!!!! DO NOT BELIEVE ANY OF THIS!!!!!!! GRENVILLE IS HALLUCIATING AFTER INHALING TOO MUCH VICKS!!!!!! WE ONLY EXIST IN HIS MIND….. FRAGMENTS OF HIS IMAGINATION…. WE ARE PUTTING HIM ON THE COUCH FOR HIS NAP NOW… YOU WILL FORGET YOU EVER READ THIS,,,, YOUR EYES ARE GETTING HEAVY,,, YOU ARE FORGETTING!!!!!! FORGETTING!!!!!!!