Friday, April 9, 2021

Friday Funnies

As you may know from previous blog posts, we're fond of egg coloring fun at Easter time. 
Last weekend's holiday was no exception. Here's some colorful results.

While wondering if colored eggs could express themselves, this ↓ happened. 
Here's some eggs-ample puns that might crack you up:

Why was the egg upset at school?
It failed an eggs-am

What's a chicken's favorite drink?
An eggs-presso

How did the hen get to work fast?
She took the eggs-press lane

What did the hen say to her chick?
Don't egg-nore me

Why did the egg fail a driving test?
It egg-celerated too much

What do you call an egg on safari?
An eggs-plorer

What does Mr. Egg say every day?
Have an eggs-tra special day

How do chickens stay fit?
By eggs-ercising

How did the chicken feel after a long walk?

How does a hen leave the coop?
Through the eggs-it

Enjoy Your weekend, Everyone.
Be careful around egg whites — they can't take a yolk


Anvilcloud said...

I admit to only thinking and using eggcellent. You have possibly ruined my life.

Bijoux said...

My daughter just finished the last colored egg yesterday. I will share some of these with her. Have a great weekend!

Christina said...

I imagine spending time with you would be very good for my tired soul. You made me laugh, thank you.

Jeanie said...

When we do our Good Friday egg dyeing with friends we always come up with a lot of puns and some of these are old familiars to me -- but there are new ones I'll remember for next year!

David said...

Beatrice, Viewing these 'eggxotic' puns, I felt eggstatic! Stay Safe and Take Care, Big Daddy Dave

Sandra said...

my favorite is the last, egg-it. he he he and I am Eggs-hausted from laughing

DUTA said...

Great puns! It has certainly enriched my knowledge of the english language and strengthened my fondness for eggs.

Emma Springfield said...

I liked your jokes so much. I divided them up and sent them to my great-grandchildren. They will each have a couple to make the others laugh.

Edna B said...

I love your eggs jokes! I see you've been really enjoying this Easter with family. How wonderful! I'm catching up on your posts now that I have my laptop back from the shop. My Easter was quiet with not one but two delicious Easter dinners! All the photos with the kids are just wonderful. My daughter Deanne will be getting her second shot later this week coming. So, that means a shopping trip in the near future for us. Woo Hoo! Enjoy your day my friend, hugs, Edna B.

William Kendall said...

Good ones!

My name is Erika. said...

Ha-ha-ha. Some of these are pretty funny.

Lee said...

And, now I have egg on my face!!

Have a nice weekend, Beatrice. :)

baili said...

i so enjoyed these eggs puns dear Dorothy :)

eggstra special day is my favorite
wishing you all the peace ,health and happiness my friend!

Doris Fahnestock said...

Too funny!!!

mamasmercantile said...

So much fun!!!

nick said...

I could egg you on to produce a few more but that might be over-egging the pudding. I wouldn't want to do the wrong thing and get egg on my face.

Lois Evensen said...

Oh, too funny! Catherine helped the Easter Bunny color eggs this year and I did the Bunny's shopping for chocolate. Sometimes the Easter Bunny, like Santa, needs helpers. ;)

Stevenson Q said...

Okay I needed those laughs!!!! Happy new week dear Beatrice!

bill burke said...

Funny post, I think you got them all. :)

Rob K said...

Oh, shell no! The yolk's on you!

Carola Bartz said...

I'm not sure I can ever think about your eggs-amples again without laughing.

Rain said...

Great eggie jokes Dorothy! I love a good yolk! ;)

Sallie (FullTime-Life) said...

Fun and smiling memories. When I was little, the Easter Bunny always left us little notes in our baskets, with lots of eggy humor. (His printing looked suspiciously like my dad’s).