Fowl Naked & Funny

I was trying to come up with ways to make this blog post funny, but what can you say about a chicken that hasn't already been said before? (see below for more Q&A). Now that I have your attention, here is the photo which maybe it isn't quite what you were expecting.

This bird looked much better after a couple of hours in the oven. Roasted chicken has become a favorite at the F&P because it's so easy and leftovers are wonderful for pasta-chicken salad, chicken salad. The original roasted chicken recipe was posted in March under Dinner Most Fowl.

The roasted chicken was even more delicious served with some roasted vegetables of sweet potatoes, beets, and red onions. The recipe for the roasted veggies is easy. Peel and cut sweet potatoes into chunks, do the same with some beets and red onion. Chop up some fresh rosemary and mix in. Add sea salt and toss the mixture with olive oil. Put in a roasting pan or glass oven dish and roast at 350° for about 45 minutes. You can boast the oven temp to 400 and roast for less time. And, if you don't have any beets, you can just add a few more sweet potatoes or even some cut up carrots.

And here are some really fowl one-liners that may tickle your funny bone or is that wish bone?

Why did the chicken cross to the middle of the road?It wanted to lay it on the line
Why did the horse cross the road?Because the chicken needed a day off
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens hadn't evolved yet

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?Because it didn't have enough guts

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn't chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

It heard the referee calling fowls