Announcing the New dPhone 1.5

That's right folks, the revolutionary dPhone 1.5 from Guacamole Communications is debuting soon but you can get ahead of the crowds by preordering one of these amazing pieces of technology. The dPhone 1.5 has been engineered for people who don't want to endure the hassles of importance. Who are looking for a simpler, gentiler, more laid back way of life. And now thanks to years of reverse engineering by Guacamole Communications you can finally take back your quiet, sedate lives.


So what does the amazingly simple, stylishly elegant dPhone 1.5 come with??

To start Guacamole Communications has added a must have notebook feature. Easy to use. Simple to open. Just use the included universal writing utensil to jot down important notes, grocery lists, or just doodle for relaxation. Artists will enjoy the freedom of expression the NoteBook feature gives them. Sharing your thoughts has never been easier. No need for Wi-Fi of expensive cellular data plans. Just tear off the sheet and hand it to someone. 

Next an adress book comes right with the dPhone 1.5. Designed alphabetically so anyone's address or phone number is right at your fingertips. No more tiny buttons to push or winkie displays that are impossible to read. Just straight, simple entries that almost pop off every page. And you will never have to endure a mechanical voice mis-pronouncing an entry again. Keeping track of important dates will no longer be an exercise in dexterity.
  
Guacamole Communications has made great strides to make
sure you never again forget those important dates. Forget the little arrows, the tiny keys, the virtual keyboards that require years of practice touching a screen to get the letter you want and just one of them. Now Guacamole Communications lets you use the universal writing utensil to enter your dates right on the calendar. To change a date simply use the preinstalled eraser mechanism on the universal writing utensil to clear the entry and add your change. No necessity to use a delete key and lose your entire calendar. Clean, and neat. It is just amazing how this feature will aid in your scheduling.

Have you always wanted to try texting? Well now Guacamole Communications   has made sending a text as simple as it was when you were younger. Along with the other amazing features of the dPhone 1.5, you get a supply of specially designed, aerodynamically  engineered text message vehicles. And no Wi-Fi or expensive Cellular data plans are needed. Just use the universal writing utensil to jot down your message, follow the guide lines that are preinstalled on each aerodynamically  engineered text vehicle, and launch your text message. Stylish and sleek lines will set your text message vehicle far apart from all the rest, and definitely will get attention. With the revolutionary Guacamole Communications aerodynamically  engineered text vehicle, your text will always be remembered.

 And one more thing. Guacamole Communications has made the primary use of   dPhone 1.5 easy and elegant by returning to the traditional method of reaching another person. Yes, the way we've reached others since the days of A.G. Bell has returned.  Now packaged with all of these new features, the dPhone 1.5, the most amazing and revolutionary return to the technology you've trusted for years, is the only device you need to keep your life on track.
    

And One More Thing!!!!!! The dPhone 1.5 is CONTRACT FREE!!!

A convenient cyber slot has been placed on the rear to insert cyber coins. A true pay as you go.

No contract. Cyber coin compatible. Great, easy to use features included. Simple dialing. The revolutionary dPhone 1.5.

And one last thing!!!!!! If you find one,,,, you're dreaming…..

Grenville (heading to My hammock for some therapy).