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Sunday, May 15, 2011

Day one on the Road

We’ve made it to the Dayz Inn in (no hee) Haw  River NC. We tried to take the one hour tour of the town but found we had 55 minutes left. SOOOO we headed to the International Buffet (they had Swedish meatballs, NC style) and overate as always.

Cute sign found in our room:::::

Dear Guest

Due to the popularity of our guest room amenities, our Housekeeping Department now offers these items for sale:

Alarm Clocks………$25.00 Bath Towels…………..$20.00
Coffee Maker……..$50.00 Hand Towel……………$15.00
Hair Dryer…………..$45.00 Sheets/per set………$60.00
Iron/Board(ea)……$30.00 Blankets………………..$50.00
Pillows………………..$25.00 Comforters…………….$80.00

Should you decide to take any of these articles instead of obtaining them from the Executive Housekeeper, we will assume that you approve a corresponding charge and will apply it to your to your credit card.

Thank You.

That's better than the one that said

“NO REFUNDS AFTER 15 MINUTES OR IF BED IS USED”

Grenville

5 comments:

Anvilcloud said...

You'll have to be good this time.

Diana said...

that is a scream.. but you know I really like the other sign best!!! ha ha.. take care , love,Diana and thanks Beatrice for the info on blogger. I didn't know until Maria told me.

grammie g said...

Hi Grenville....haw~haw~haw that's pretty darn funny stuff !!!

possum said...

I love it! Excellent sign.

Out on the prairie said...

A sign of the times. Perhaps a little blunt for those of us who never have taken anything.

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